Mt. Mojo apparel makes you look smart!
Having sex is fun!! Buying condoms sucks!! I know, I’m not telling you anything you don’t know or think. Although we can’t help you get laid we can help you with the second statement we made. Our condom subscriptions are perfect for helping you be prepared should you find yourself in that lucky spot. But did you know that we sell more than condom subscriptions? Our apparel such as Mt. Mojo t-shirts, Mojama Pants and Mojama Boxer shorts come with FREE condoms!!! That’s right, free condoms! So maybe we can’t guarantee you get laid, but when you wear our gear you let people know how freaking smart you are for using Mt. Mojo Condoms. When people know you are smart, they want to have sex with you. When you have sex with stupid people, well, there’s a good chance you get stupid babies! So yeah, we sell apparel so you can let people know how smart you are and hopefully get laid. Be smart out there!